Saturday, April 01, 2006

April Fools Day


The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.”
American writer Mark Twain

What is April Fools Day and what are its origins? It is commonly believed that in medieval France, New Year was celebrated on April 1st. Then in 1562, Pope Gregory introduced a new calendar for the Christian world, changing New Year to January 1st. With no modern communications, news travelled slowly and new ideas were often questioned. Many people did not hear of the change, others chose to ignore it, while some merely forgot. These people were called fools. Invitations to non-existent ‘New Year’ parties were sent and other practical jokes were played. This jesting evolved over time into a tradition of playing pranks on the 1st of April. The custom eventually spread to England and Scotland, and it was later transported across the Atlantic to the American colonies of the English and the French. April Fools Day has now developed into an international festival of fun, with different nationalities celebrating the day in a special way.

In France and Italy, if someone plays a trick on you, you are the ‘fish of April’. By the month of April fish have only just hatched and are therefore easy to catch. Children stick paper fish to their friends’ backs and chocolate fish are found in the shops.

In Scotland, April Fools Day lasts for two days! The second day is called ‘Taily Day’ and tricks on this day involve the bottom (or the ‘tail’ in informal speech). Often a sign saying ‘kick me’ is stuck onto someone’s back without them knowing.


In Spain and Mexico, similar celebrations take place on December 28th. The day is the Feast of the Holy Innocents. Originally, the day was a sad remembrance of the slaughter of the innocent children by Herod in his search for the baby Jesus.
It eventually changed to a lighter commemoration of innocence involving pranks and trickery.

Today, Americans and the British play small tricks on friends and strangers alike on April 1st. A common trick is to point to a friends’ shoe and say ‘Your shoelace is untied.’ When they look down, they are laughed at. Schoolchildren might tell a friend that school has been cancelled.
A bag of flour might be balanced on the top of a door so that when the ‘victim’ opens the door, the flour empties over their head. Sometimes the media gets involved. Once, a British short film was shown on April Fools Day about spaghetti farmers and how they harvest their crop from spaghetti trees!

Most April Fool jokes are in good fun and not meant to harm anyone. The best trick is the one where everyone laughs, especially the person upon whom the joke has been played.

3 comments:

Mockingbird said...

TODAY, 01st April, 2006
BOND COMES TO TOWN
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Producer of Bond flick Casino Royale on the Playboy mansion, 'Jackie
bloody Chan' and the ECP
Neil Humphreys
plus@newstoday.com.sg
A third "casino" is coming to Singapore.
With plans underway to build Integrated Resorts featuring gaming
facilities at Sentosa and Marina Bay, a casino of a different sort is
coming to the East Coast.
The makers of 21st James Bond movie, Casino Royale, will film its opening
sequence in Singapore next month.
One of the movie's producers, Alan Smithee, revealed the location
yesterday in an exclusive interview with Today.
Born in West Germany, the movie icon rarely speaks to the media and this
is his first interview with any Singaporean publication.
Smithee's eclectic film career includes acting roles in Superman (1978)
and Speed (1994) and production duties on Sleepy Hollow (1999), Casino
Royale (2006) and, bizarrely, Wadd: The Life and Times of John C Holmes
(1998).
But as a director, Smithee's eclectic list of credits is without parallel.
Starting with western classics like Fade-In (1968) and Death of a
Gunfighter (1969), Smithee went on to helm the heist movie The Great Train
Robbery (1979), thrillers such as City in Fear (1980), the fright flick
Hellraiser (1986) and the action movie Ronin (1996).
Add in his work on popular American TV series such as The Cosby Show,
Macgyver and Hill Street Blues, and the outspoken 71-year-old has done it
all.
That's probably why he trashes just about everyone he's ever worked with.
NEIL HUMPHREYS: Alan, why James Bond, why Casino Royale, why Singapore?
Alan Smithee: We wanted a location never seen before to keep it fresh.
In 20 Bond movies we've never been to Singapore. Can you believe that?
Following their success with Bollywood, the Singapore Tourism Board was
also keen to ink a deal with us. And we wanted a sunny place where new
Bond Daniel Craig could get a tan, so critics would stop saying he looks
like a bloody washed-up boxer.
Our marketing department suggested Asian audiences are huge for Bond and
anything with the world "Casino" in the title will pack them in.
Apparently, I'm told that Singapore and gambling go together like
Americans and obesity.
Give us an idea about the opening?sequence.
It'll blow you away.
Our location scouts found the new?water-skiing park on your East Coast. I
saw it yesterday and it's perfect.
The gap between the lagoon and the actual sea is nothing. We'll fit in a
ramp, Bond will go over, clear a group of cyclists, skaters and barbecue
pits and land in the sea on the other side.
Then, there will be a chase in and out of those huge tankers anchored off
the coast.
You're famous for being a bit of a Roger Corman, the king of low-budget
exploitation movies. Anything else in the pipeline after Bond?
Loads. We've been following the Oscars and its clear that biopics of music
stars are in.
You had Ray Charles with Ray and Johnny Cash with Walk The Line and those
things cleaned up at the awards ceremonies.
So, we're in talks now with Kenny G. He's keen, but reluctant to discuss
his?career in detail.
For a guy who has made millions?blowing his horn, he doesn't like to blow
his own bloody trumpet.
It's a bit of a stumbling block because we've already signed (last
season's American Idol runner-up) Bo Bice to play him.
You've had a long career, but one that's always been on the margins of
mainstream Hollywood.
That's putting it f****** mildly. I was invited to Hugh Hefner's Playboy
mansion once. You couldn't move for the boobs and bums.
Someone threw me into a swimming pool full of naked, beautiful women. And
do you know what? I still came up sucking my own thumb.
That sums me up. I've got to be the unluckiest guy in Hollywood.
But your career choices probably haven't helped. What possessed you to
make a biography on a porn star, Wadd: The Life and Times of John C Holmes
(1998)?
The pay was good and you only needed one long lens.
The lowest point came when you directed the semi-autobiographical An Alan
Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997). It starred Sylvester Stallone,
Whoopi Goldberg and Jackie Chan and still flopped. America's top movie
critic Roger Ebert gave it zero stars.
I don't make films for Ebert or Stallone or Jackie bloody Chan. I make
movies for my bank manager and I never lost one cent on that one.
Although by the end of the movie, I was no longer on speaking terms with
Sly.
What happened there?
After the shoot, Sly came into my office. He was clearly depressed.
Some of his recent movies had tanked and he desperately needed a box
office hit. He sat down and mumbled: "What do you think would be a good
career move for me now?"
I said: "Speech therapy."
Clearly the Italian Stallion didn't have a sense of humour. Have you two
patched things up?
Well, funnily enough, he called me recently. The way things are going on
Rocky VI, they may call me in to tidy up a few things in post-production.
Don't be surprised if you see the name Alan Smithee pop up in the credits.
When film offers dried up, you returned to the saner world of TV and music
video.
When you work on the small screen, you work with real people. Or Whitney
Houston.
I worked with her on I Will Always Love You, but I don't think she'll
always love me.
I perfected my craft in TV. I was a bit out of my element on Hill Street
Blues and at the time felt more like the Fool on the Hill.
It was sink or swim in TV. The production schedules were tight and the
networks didn't suffer fools gladly.
In preparation for Casino Royale, have you watched any Singaporean movies?
I have actually. I saw Talking Cock: The Movie, which I thought had a
great opening scene, and I watched (Eric Khoo's) Be With Me at the Cannes
Film Festival last year.
It was the highlight of the festival and the lesbian scenes were superb.
I've never laughed so hard. In fact, I'd say that The 40-Year-Old Virgin
and Be With Me were the best comedies of 2005.
What's your take on Smithee's body of work?
Email us at plus@newstoday.com.sg

Mockingbird said...

i really thought the news that Casino Royale is coming to film in Singapore was real. Then in today's TODAY, i realised it's an April Fool's joke ;p

sOnG said...

heard this one: Virgin Cola's Blue Cans
In 1996 Virgin Cola announced that in the interest of consumer safety it had integrated a new technology into its cans. When the cola passed its sell-by date, the liquid would react with the metal in the can, turning the can itself bright blue. Virgin warned that consumers should therefore avoid purchasing all blue cans. The joke was that Pepsi had recently unveiled its newly designed cans. They were bright blue...cheers